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- When you bought your house, you lived in the country.
Now you're surrounded by high rises.
- You can't get any appliances repaired because "they
stopped making those parts years ago."
- The swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots.
- The plumber's phone number is on your speed dial.
- Your phone number is on your plumber's speed dial.
- All the children's rooms are now guest bedrooms.
- You haven't visited the other half of the house in six months.
- You have to move the furniture to see the carpet's original color.
- Your bathroom is a lovely shade of avocado green -- from the first time it
was in style.
- You can't make any improvements to the exterior of your home without getting
approval from the Board of Historic Monuments.
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